It's cool to get a new client that makes toys (Yay!). It's another when that client turns out to be one of them-there sweatshop counterfeiters who don't even care!
Numma #1: My Little Pony made $1.2 for Hasbro last year!
Numma #2: He he he. Not THIS year! He he he! Call the Dollar Stores, we've got ten containers on a ship headin' for L.A!
"MommeeeEEE! I want Love Shine DemonDonkey! With the Spectral UniHorn!"
Geez. With all the unemployment in the USA right now, you'd figure SOMEONE would answer a want ad: Wanted - copywriter to make sure our product names don't suck or frighten.