Monday, December 19, 2011

Great job, NORTH KOREA!

The footage above is from the "Democratic People's Republic of Korea" (most often known as North Korea) reacting to the death of their Dear Leader, Kim Jong-ill.

Well, he's not ill any more (rim-shot).  he he.

Anyway - I'm impressed with their FOCUS.  I can tell you this, if govt. thugs pointed an AK-47 at me and ordered that I begin mourning, I wouldn't make it a second past the, "What for?!"

But that's Communism for ya - it makes ya'learn how to adapt!  Notice the dude at 0:59 - you can't get better acting than that!  And the chick at 2:47??


I'm thinkin' Meryl Streep just found an heir.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Christmas is GOOD for you!

The photo above was sent in by a sadvertising reader - it's a Christmas Tree price tag from a Midwest grocery story chain called "HyVee."

For one, it's an awesome deal - save $20 on a tree!  Yay!

For two, it's an awesome meal, too!  See - according to the "NuVal" nutritional scoring system, Christmas Trees are more nutritious than:

Bananas (91)
Fresh sardines (88)
Atlantic salmon (87)

It's gotta be the Fiber factor, don't you think?

"Pass the branch, mom."