Friday, November 25, 2011

They are keeping Whitey DOWN!

The screenshot above was taken about...ten minutes ago, on

Well.  This is a fresh little twist.

"Daddy, how come Santa didn't bring me a doll house?"

"'cuz Santa's THE MAN and daddy' couldn't AFFORD IT!"

And I'm gonna be really pissed off if them Asians are spending a dime less than $100.

Seriously - what the h*ll?!?!

Monday, November 21, 2011

Why We Fight. 2011

Ok you 99%'ers.  The above video is fresh off the North Korean Billboard Top 100.  This is how you do it when your government is really in control.

Kinda...puts things into perspective, eh?

Power to the people and pass the potatoes*.

Er.  Probably potato.

PS - Note to Kim Il Jong:  "your" tenor is THE BOMB.  He gets to lick the bowl, 'k?

*I couldn't stand it the first time either - jump to 1:56 for the punch line.

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Go ask Alice. Nurse Alice, of course.

Yeah, it's an old ad - we're tracking 1970s.  But it's sooo worthy.

Can you imagine what the marketing guy for Abbott Labs (it was always a Guy back then) said to the agency?

"No no no!  It's in the eyes, man!  Tell your artist it's in the EYES!"

So the account executive packs up the Comp, goes back to the office, sits down with the Art Director, pours a glass of bourbon...

But this time the Creative Director steps in.  With three bottles of Pepsi and three little pills... "You guys need to spend a little more time with the client's vibe."

"Don't worry.  This is the SHORT ACTING stuff.  You'll be home by 8.  Promise."

And wouldn'cha know it - this time, they got the eyes RIGHT!