The screenshot above was taken about...ten minutes ago, on Amazon.com
Well. This is a fresh little twist.
"Daddy, how come Santa didn't bring me a doll house?"
"'cuz Santa's THE MAN and daddy' couldn't AFFORD IT!"
And I'm gonna be really pissed off if them Asians are spending a dime less than $100.
Seriously - what the h*ll?!?!