Thursday, October 20, 2011

Can't touch THIS Doo!

The graphic above is for "WIREDoo".

It's a new SEARCH ENGINE created/managed/endorsed/whatever by the MC Hammer.

Cool!  I hope he succeeds - from what I've read about the guy, he's sincere, focused and has high character.

He's also going to take crap about the name:  WIREDoo.

What is Wire Doo?

Well, it's found beneath the WIRE!

Or maybe he's referring to the search-engine results?

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Sex Smells

The screenshot above is for the Glade® Sense & Spray® device.

So.  I push the dismembered woman in the uterus and the room smells...nice?

Women are gorgeous - and the Coke bottle proves their commercial allure.  But without breasts...or a head for that mater, they're kinda creepy.

Oh well.

Watch the spot below.  I wonder why she doesn't travel outside of a 5' radius of the scent.  I wonder.  My sister one day informed me that "Girls don't fart."

Maybe it's the corpse.

Monday, October 17, 2011

A Big Hug for the editors

"So why do we need an Editor?" asks the client.

Well, watch the commercial.  Did you notice the car flip and roll?  NOPE!  That's because the EDITOR knew precisely when to cut to the next scene!

"What is a Trabant?" asks the un-gearheaded among us.

It is possibly the only car I would donate plasma to buy.  For one, that's all it's worth.  For two, to the people who own them, that's like...normal currency to them.

Oh - click here to find out why TIME Magazine listed the Trabant as "The Car that gave Communism a Bad Name."