Saturday, March 05, 2011

Giada De Laurentis' has MACROCEPHALY (I'm a doctor, yay!)

While shopping at Target® the other day, a cardboard point-of-sale unit fairly caught my eye and went, "AAAACK!"

For a second, I thought, "Oh great.  The Oompah Loompas caught the Branding bug."  But then, the truth hurt - Giada De Laurentis merely caught a bad case of Macrocephaly - you know, the disease that suddenly makes your head the size of your forearm?

Weird.  Of course, there's the option that Giada stood over the intern's shoulder shouting, "Bigger!  Bigger!  Make my head BIGGER!"

Go ahead - click on the photo and enlarge it.

Poor girl.  But one day, she'll make an awesome Macy's parade float.