The scan above was sent to me - it's a poster from an Eastern movie and quite possibly the greatest movie poster, ever.
Why can't American flix have such awesomeness? Black clad villains with tomahawks tucked into their belts! A mustached hero who's unashamed to use the toilet! Bullets flying! Mountainous...hair! Geez. Right away, the expectations are set - we KNOW what this movie is all about. No mere "serving suggestion," this flick is about bad guys, gunplay, going to the bathroom and glorious HER!
And I bet it's all over in less than two minutes.
Hollywood just doesn't get it.
