The ad above is from the "Un-fair" campaign running in Duluth, Minnesota.
Near as I can tell - besides generating a ton of publicity of the city of Duluth, Minnesota - it's supposed to make White people feel guilty because they're better than Black, Yellow, Brown or Green people.
I'm really trying to wrap my brain around this one - but I just...can't...quite...reason... bah! I give up. This must be how it feels to sniff glue.
Look. I hate being a whitey of European descent. I got no blues, my language is impossible to master, I like Buicks and my idea of egg rolls get baked in an oven. And they're pizza flavor to boot.
Sometimes, the self-loathing is so bad, all I eat is Wonderbread, Swiss Cheese and Mayo. Washed down with Chablis.
Plus, Fonzie was white. And he was short! (I hate tall people, btw. They can reach stuff I can only dream about). UN-FAIR.
Bah.
Dumb, dumb ad. The equivalent of crying Fire in a crowded room then trying to rationalize the discontent by explaining, "Aren't you glad it wasn't real?!"
In the meantime, I just watched the clip below...RUN! RUN! To Canada! Or Sweden!
