The scan above is from a poster found at a "SportClips" hair-cut franchise. It advertises a promotion where - well, there's a contest and the winner gets $10K.
"What would you do with $10,000?"
Well, clearly, SportClips believes its customers would do the smart thing and buy ten grand worth of chicken wings. Well, duh! Who wouldn't?!?
"HEY'BABE! I JUS'WON TEN THOUUUUSSAN DOLLURS! WE'RE RICH! GES'SUM HOT WINGS!"
Geez. Everyone knows SportClips customers are Beer Bongers. Eff the hotwings (those are for the fat girls at Regis).
Geez. Or a dream date with Snooki.
$10k worth of hot wings. And Snooki.
Livin' the dream, man. Livin' the dream.