The screenshot above is from today's GAP home page. It features a guy who looks like he just left a pool bar at 2am and...
(sweet jimminy)
...a dead chick. There's no way she survived the photo shoot - that grin on her face cost about 10 calories and I'm figuring she was down to her last 9.
And the Photoshop is pathetic, sculpting her "legs" into something akin to antennae from a Martian spacecraft.
"GAP"? Heck yeah. If she squeezed her butt cheeks together, they wouldn't hold a packing peanut.
Maybe I'm biased because I remember the sound of all the machines "that went ping" while my sister was hospitalized for bulimia. But 'round here, that ain't no woman, it's a corpse.
Oh well. You know the starving - they work cheap.
