This morning, I happened to look over my bride's shoulder as she thumbed through the week's stack of junk mail. To my surprise - shock - horror(?) she paused over a Target® coupon page that featured their "up&up" brand of tampons.
I saw the arrow pointing at the clutch-purse-case and gasped.
"Are those things THAT BIG?!?"
Sweet jimminy. Those up&up tampons are bigger than a Coney Island chili dog!
We men simply have no idea what you ladies go through. Again, I bow to my wife for her regal decorum and sheer ability to endure.
Or, the graphic designer was a guy.
Update: A Sadvertising reader just remarked that it took a bit of time to absorb this post. (knee slap) Funn-nEE!
Another update: A Sadvertising reader offered up a .jpg of the 40ct package. Man! That clutch is NFL regulation! "Hut! Hut! Girlfriend! Go long - this one's going up & up!"
