(prior post deleted because it wasn't that good)
Anyone else see the hypocrisy of PeTA using flesh to promote vegetarianism?
Adam: "Hey. Eve. Nice fig leaves."
Eve: "WHEN YOU TALK TO ME LOOK AT MY EYES YOU PIG!" (storms off)
Adam: (Indignant at being rebuffed) "Oh yeah?! Cuz you can't find a leaf big enough to cover your huge BUTT?!"
Eve: "I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU..." (voice trails off as Eve stomps away through the brush)
PeTA - FYI, we're all animals and in the jungle of advertising, you're losing your call.
