The above graphic is a scan of a header-card from a package of fireworks I bought over the 4th of July.
"Changrish" or "Engrish" - the poorly translated copy often found on Japanese and Chinese products is amusing - this label isn't the worst/best examper, but for some reason it struck me as funny.
New Small Bees. Not Old Gigantic Bees. New, SMALL bees.
Bees that are new! And small!
(yawn) - It's a slow Sadvertising day. I'm hopeful something better will turn up.
