Friday, June 16, 2006

Lobsters, 1. Hungry humans, 0.



"...trying to determine whether the creatures suffer along the way."

"...lobster condos."

"...away from children's tapping fingers."

"...are treated with respect and compassion."

And then...

"...expectations for quality and flavor."


Evidently, pampering the lobsters wasn't a good idea.

So, the right decision would have been to humiliate them in huge tanks and let kids drive them around on the grocery store floor.

"NO MORE NICEY-NICE FOR YOU, YOU STUPID LOBSTERS!"

Next up? Better living conditions for bacteria cultures in yogurt. Plastic is sooo tacky and have you seen the gaudy colors on yogurt packaging these days?!