The photo above was taken at a trade show. I know it's "for real" because I took the photo.
Folks, I'm here to tell ya' - it's that easy. You know that famous silicone lawsuit of a few years back? Pointless. Needless. You babes needed only Chesty Chewing Gum.
And you know, the code was buried there all along - Mastication (for chew) Mastos (Greek for breast)... geez. This is like the Bible Code only happier!
Being a victim of the upper-Midwest, I knew by experience that the more women chewed, the bigger their boobs got...but so did their butts. And their ankles. I've seen'em at pizza buffets, chewin' and chewin'...
However the Natural Burst Company has the magic numbers dialed in - reference the nubile (at last, a reason to write 'nubile'!) woman who is obviously placing her faith in Chesty. Let's hope this is a "before" shot.
