People have been marveling at baby's butts for years. Personally, every experience I've ever had with the things have been awful, but that's just because I'm one of those post-modern, dutiful dads who believe in sharing the load as a parent.
Now, I "get" the idea that once clean, disinfected and dried, their little bums are smooth. "Awww. Aren't they so CUUUTE!?!?"
But that's not the point of this post. Pay note to the headline: "Clinically proven to give you skin that rivals your baby's bottom."
Clinically PROVEN. As in, data. Scientific-like. White lab coats. Clipboards. Baby butts. People making notes. And a pointy-faced scientist with one glove on a lil'patootie and the other on some woman's cheek, shouting to his assistants, "MORE TESTS! WE NEED PROOF!"
And while we're flushing the poor copywriter's work down the toilet, what does "...rival..." mean?
"You know when I kissed your cheek this morning?"
"It rivaled a...BUTT!" (suppressed laughter, erupting into knee-slapping guffaws).
I tell ya, once they were potty trained, the days around our house went a little smoother.