Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Healthcare Revolt's New Rejoinder

Can't you see the t-shirt?

"I went to the hospital and all I got was this new anus."

How about...

"I paid $3,212 for a sinus infection and all I got was this new anus."

Oh, let's just cut to the chase and go straight to marketing:

Anncr: "Mercy General Hospital. We'll tear you a new..."

No, too strong.

Anncr: "Mercy General Hospital. We care. About your an..."

No. Been done.

Anncr: "Mercy General Hospital. You'll get a New Anus."

I hope one of the political candidates jumps on this. It could become the new rallying cry for Healthcare Reform.