Can't you see the t-shirt?
"I went to the hospital and all I got was this new anus."
How about...
"I paid $3,212 for a sinus infection and all I got was this new anus."
Oh, let's just cut to the chase and go straight to marketing:
Anncr: "Mercy General Hospital. We'll tear you a new..."
No, too strong.
Anncr: "Mercy General Hospital. We care. About your an..."
No. Been done.
Anncr: "Mercy General Hospital. You'll get a New Anus."
I hope one of the political candidates jumps on this. It could become the new rallying cry for Healthcare Reform.
