Saturday, February 18, 2006
My Juicy Ass Needs Depends™
The graphic above is from a Victoria's Secret® banner-ad on Fox News.
Say what you will about the practice of printing words on buttocks, but the word "Juicy" doesn't belong there.
Think about it - you look at someone's ass and think, "Juicy"?!
"Juice" is a liquid - typically, an aromatic, ripe, liquid.
Aromatic, ripe liquids + ass = diarrhea
"Look at my ass! It's JUICY!" In other words, "Look at my ass! I haven't been this Juicy since I was 5 months old!"
Yeah, and you've probably got a fever of 103+ and you should be trying to keep that all-important fruit-juice from blowing out your orifices.
Sometimes, I wonder if one of these days, popular culture is going to take a big ol'enema.
Now that'd be Juicy.