The photo above was sent in by a sadvertising reader - it's a Christmas Tree price tag from a Midwest grocery story chain called "HyVee."
For one, it's an awesome deal - save $20 on a tree! Yay!
For two, it's an awesome meal, too! See - according to the "NuVal" nutritional scoring system, Christmas Trees are more nutritious than:
Fresh sardines (88)
Atlantic salmon (87)
and GET THIS - GREEN GIANT® SPINACH!! (67)
It's gotta be the Fiber factor, don't you think?
"Pass the branch, mom."