A sadvertising reader sent this to me. "Do wine descriptions count as Sadvertising?"
Sweet jimminy on a stick, they sure do!
Melange Noir - 2007
Tasting Note: Aromatic ripe berries and spice marry with light cedar notes. A well rounded palate of black and cigar box leads to lingering tasted oak on the finish.
In other words - this plonk tastes like burnt wood. Order the Crown & Coke. There should be a licensing process before allowing people to use words in public, don't you think?
"...black and cigar box leads to lingering..."
[slaps forehead]
[again]
Thank you, sadvertising reader!
