Tuesday, May 27, 2008
What's a Breast without the "Rrrrrrrr!"?
The above photo was a picture taken of a piece of chicken pulled out of a bag of frozen chicken breasts.
So...what's a Breast without the "Rrrrrrrr!"? A BEAST!
Holy Pterodactyl - if that's a breast, the "chicken's" head must be the size of a freakin' MELON!
And why is this grotesque photo germane to a blog about marketing? Because customers have evidently gone boobie for gigantic, genetically, chemically enhanced birds.
Capitalism is a beautiful thing, but mutating meat to this degree is beyond bodacious - it's food porn for a nation of gobblers who simply can't get past the idea that bigger is better.
Reminds me of a saying I just made up - "If we don't like what Nature gives us, she might just give us what we want."
All hail our new Chicken Overlords.