Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Blinded by the Might




Caption: New Palestinian recruits of the Hamas security forces throw sand on their faces...

Hamas Drill Sergeant 1: Abdul, I've got this great new exercise!

Hamas Drill Sergeant 2: Really Akbar? Is it better than golf clubs to the crotch?

Hamas Drill Sergeant 1: Way better!

Hamas Drill Sergeant 2: Better than sucking on wasps?!

Hamas Drill Sergeant 1: Duh!

Hamas Drill Sergeant 2: Better than "Hold Your Pee With A Vice Grip"?!

Hamas Drill Sergeant 1: Oh yeah! And unlike the aforementioned techniques, this one uses materials already in abundance!

Hamas Drill Sergeant 2: Whoo Hoo! If we don't need a P.O., we can get it in place immediately!

Hamas Drill Sergeant 1: It sooo genius - it's...