What. A. Photo.
Possible captions:
"And ah'saaay to the ECONOMY...BE HEALED! BE HEALED!"
or the obvious,
"Aaaaaaghhhh!"
Pasty skin? Check.
Expression of horror? Check.
Raised hand of defense? Check.
Look of imminent threat? Check.
Egads. You know when the media starts releasing photos like that, it's all over.