The photo above is of the "Lil'Marc Potty Training Urinal for Boys."
Sweet jimminy! Do boys REALLY NEED to be TRAINED to pee in a urinal?!
Parent: "Dale, pee there. No, there. NOooOO...THERE! THERE! PEE THERE!! AAGGGH! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO APPLEBEES UNTIL YOU CAN PEE STRAIGHT!!"
According to the web site, there are "colorful reward stickers and helpful hints enclosed."
I hope those "reward stickers" are Chevy logos.
And the "hints"...? "DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT WHILE TALKING AND USING LIL'MARC URINAL."
