The graphic above is a screen-capture from the website of Sioux Falls, SD television station, KELO.
Crime of the week?
CRIME OF THE WEEK?!
So, in other words, this week's crime in Sioux Falls is Stencil Graffiti.
Or, this week's featured crime is: Stencil Graffiti.
Why, it's CRIME OF THE WEEK!
"Hey Gary. Watcha' doin?"
"Makin' meth. Wat'YOU doin?"
(shakes spray can) "Oh, gettin ready to do a little...STENCIL GRAFFITI!"
"Wow man! That's CRAZY! Can I do some too?!"
"Well DUH! Stencil Graffiti is CRIME OF THE WEEK!"
"NO WAY!"
"WAY!"
"Man, I'm putting my meth lab AWAY and gettin' out the Krylon!™"
"Just make sure you don't loose that ole' meth lab."
"Why, man?"
"'Cuz Meth Labs are Crime of the Week NEXT WEEK!"
"I AM SOOO THERE!"
"Last one to make a stencil is a rotten egg...!"
"Whoo hoo!!"
