Convertible vegetables/meats.
Dad: (exclaims, holding refrigerator door open) Dangit!
Mom: What's wrong, honey?
Dad: You bought parsnips again!
Mom: What's wrong, honey?
Dad: They're an inconvertible vegetable!
Ok - does this mean there are vegetables that are convertible into other things - metals, plastics, elastic polymers? Or perhaps, there are some kind of "sporty" vegetables that benefit from a "top-down" treatment?
What about the "/meats"? Does this mean that there are some convertible meats, too? Maybe there's a vegetable/meat catagory - kind of like, "plant flesh"?
Bah.
This industro-copy is probably written by the same people who deemed the lunchbox, "a food storage system."
