Caleb.
Silly Caleb. Wily Caleb. Clever Caleb. Computer-owning Caleb.
Trust-fund Caleb.
"I'll design your logo for $5" Caleb!
Right now, there are graphic artists, designers, IP attorneys, advertising agencies, political consultants... looking at Caleb thinking the same thing: I hate this guy.
Go ahead and look. No, glare at Caleb's smirk. Can't you hear the self-satisfied mumbling?
"I'm going to make it green! Green! he he he. They're going to get a GREEN logo! And I'm going to use Trebuchet! (click click click click) THERE. A logo. They are getting a green logo in Trebuchet! (sips $9 latte). With a purple penguin. Like (click click) that."
"He he."
(Caleb clicks 'SEND', takes another sip of his $9 latte and flicks a text to his parents reminding them that his rent is due. And he has decided to only buy groceries from a Himalayan goji berry prophet in Amsterdam).
In the meantime, a hymn from the book of Huey seems appropriate:
We gotta kick Caleb's ass.
